{"product_id":"the-unaligned-embroidered-hoodie","title":"The Unaligned Embroidered Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou were never supposed to notice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBut you did. And now you can’t unsee it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis oversized charcoal hoodie features the \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnruly Wake Bolt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e—a signal of disruption—and a \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003equiet rebellion stitched at the wrist\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e: the two-headed lamb, carrying the anarchist banner nobody asked permission for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo slogans. No sales pitch.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eJust something real in a world of curated nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e100% soft cotton fleece\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEmbroidered left chest lightning bolt (Wake Orange, 4”x4”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEmbroidered lamb patch on left wrist (2.7” wide)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOversized fit for comfort \u003cem\u003eor concealment\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned for those who don’t need a side—they’ve already left the game\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis is not just a hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt’s armor for those who stopped pretending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience. \u003cbr\u003e.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. 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